For all the peeps out there who use football movie references when discussing actual football games.
-By Leah Bonnema (Stand-Up Comic)
A sketch I wrote inspired by the NFL Draft, my love of football and how whenever I talk about it my mom starts quoting The Replacements! I hope you enjoy!

Setting: There is a group of four women sitting around a plastic table playing Canasta. Women are made up to look like a retirement community group. Perhaps some of the ladies are rocking curlers, little sweaters, high socks, nana style velcro sneakers, etc. Sports Announcer 1 (SA 1) and Sports Announcer 2 (SA 2) are standing to the side of the granny table. SA1 and SA2 are both males and wearing suits.
SA 1: Today is the first day of the 2016 NFL Draft. The Tennessee Titans traded the first pick this year to the LA Rams.
SA 2: Then, in a really cool turn of events, the Rams have decided that they want to involve the local community in their draft choices so they’ve invited these four lovely ladies to pick the first player.
SA 1: It’s not like it makes a difference anyway with their record.
SA 2: What?
Granny 1: WHAT?!
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